A massive temple suddenly becomes visible in the wilds you've been wandering, no forwarning whatsoever. As you draw a bit closer, thinking to finally find a place to escape the wilds- a winged form dives down on you. You look up and panic. It looks like Sizer! She lands, looks darkly at you....then beams and waves.
"Hi there! You must be the new visitors. I'm Lynda- but you can just call me the Clari no Miko!" She claps her hands together suddenly, eyes getting brighter. "Oh! I bet I know why you're here! You want to see the glorious shrine to our beautiful Grand Commander, right?!"
You blink and try to back up a bit from this weird girl, trying to say that coming here was just an accident. She grabs you by the arm, however, and drags you toward the temple, calling out to someone inside.
"Shinkou! Goshoudaiji! Yuuryoku! Shingi! Kanshisha! Ketsui! Jikogisei! Seiren! We got coooooompany!!"
Eight girls looking like the Valkyries come tumbling out of the shrine, waving lances around. The miko comes to a halt, your momentum slamming you into her.
"Whoa, whoa- not an attack! I don't THINK Drum's in the area- no on, this person's here to see our collection!"
All the girls pause...then surround you in a sudden rush and carry you into the shrine, leaving the miko trampled in the dirt.
"Some days..it doesn't pay to be the Miko..." She follows you in, rescuing you from the mob of girls trying to drag you every which way, and announces at the top of her lungs- "ALRIGHT! SETTLE DOWN! Now, where would you like to go, hmmm?"

"Get me away from these psychos and show me the pics!"

"Is that a fan gallery over there?"

"I guess I can meet these pyschos..."